23 July 2009

KP KO

I am very sorry to read that Kevin Pietersen is out of the series, because it has been a highlight of both games so far to see him make a dickhead of himself (following Nietszche's maxim to "become what you are").
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  1. Michael24 July, 2009 12:55

    Batsy,
    You are a one-off. Love love love your work.

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  2. Batsy24 July, 2009 14:33

    Thanks Michael, I appreciate the thumbs up.

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  3. Anonymous01 August, 2009 03:15

    Did you watch his interview on the second day of the 3rd Test? Now that you know what he SOUNDS like, I think a better description of him would be 'limp dick'

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  4. Batsy02 August, 2009 00:22

    I didn't see that, the only time I've heard him talk all my mind is occupied with whether he has a RSA accent and whether he has a dialect coach... high-voiced sportsperson syndrome?

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  5. Anonymous05 August, 2009 01:04

    I reckon, just between you and me, it's cos he is secretly insecure about his national identity - he only became 'English' because being a professional cricketer pays balls in SA compared to Old Blighty, and I'd say Australia too.

    KP is a fraud, he is South African, yet he bangs on about how important the Ashes are to him. He carries on the charade of being 'English' because his ego and financial ambition couldn't be fulfilled in South Africa.

    The ex-blonde mohawked one was quoted as saying that winning the Ashes is better than sex cos he can get it anytime, unlike the Ashes. He also happens to be married to a C-list UK pop singer. For sure that means he is a dud root.

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  6. Batsy05 August, 2009 18:30

    Oh, indubitably.

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  7. Batsy05 August, 2009 23:19

    (See most recent post) Maybe he needs some advice from Shane?

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